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Name: Afton
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 4/20/1986
Gender: Female


Interests: As of lately, everything seems to be revolving around how much sleep I get. So I'd say sleep. mmmm. I love sleep. Climbing rocks is fun to. mmmmm. rocks...
Expertise: Making happy atoms. And tearing connective tissue at amazing speeds!
Occupation: Military


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Member Since: 4/5/2002

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

My Lonely Back

I think the only way I will be able to go on with life is with a massage chair

Preferably this one:


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It squeezes all of you in it's loving hug.

 

P.S. This is fun too, so if I got one I wouldn't complain:
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Monday, August 28, 2006

Mystery

Mystery
All my life has been a mystery
You and I were never ever meant to be
It's why I call my love for you a mystery

Different country
You and I have always lived in a different country
And I know that airline tickets don't grow on a tree
So what kept us apart is plain for me to see
That much at least is not really a mystery

Estuary
I live in a houseboat on an estuary
Which is handy for my work with the Thames Water Authority
But I know you would have found it insanitary
Insanitary

Taken a violent dislike to me
I'd be foolish to ignore the possibility
That if we ever actually met, you might have hated me
Still, thats not the only problem that I can see

Dead since 1973
You've been dead now . . . wait a minute, let me see
Fifteen years come next January
As a human being you are history

So why do why I still long for you?
Why is my love so strong for you?
Why did I write this song for you?
Well, I guess it's just a mystery

 

-Hugh Laurie, A Bit of Fry and Laurie


Monday, July 03, 2006

I bought new sheets.


Monday, June 05, 2006

What? He's famous!?

I woke up this morning to the sound of dirt bikes and it made me angry.  I got up and looked out my window in time to see a bike flying through the air.  Surprised, but thinking that it was the due to the fact that I had just woken up and that I didn't have my contacts in, maybe it was a bird or something.  I put my contacts in and I didn't have to wait long before another bike flew by.  I couldn't see them take off, but I could see them all the way in the air and landing.  There were two of them and they were doing tricks that I had only seen on TV.  At first I thought it was boys who had practiced a lot, then one of them did a flip with his bike and I started thinking "maybe these are pros..?" but since since I don't know anything about this sport I just had fun watching them for awhile then got up.  Later we were at out other neighbors and we found out that I had been watching the #1 and #2 guys in the world.  Apparently his name is Brian Deegan, and he's the guy behind the scull with the army helmet on or something.  So, even though I have no idea who this man is, I find it exciting to know that someone famous lives next to me.  And that I can watch for free from my bed what people pay good money for.


Saturday, May 06, 2006

Don't Fence Me In

Maybe it's finals, but I have wanted nothing more in the last few days then to go out in the country somewhere, ride, and do general country things. As is such, I have found a theme song for myself:

Oh give me land, lots of land under starry skies above
Don't fence me in
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love
Don't fence me in
Let me be by myself in the evening breeze
Listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees
Send me off forever but I ask you please
Don't fence me in

Just turn me loose
Let me straddle my old saddle underneath the Western skies
On my cayuse
Let me wander over yonder 'til I see the mountains rise
I want to ride to the ridge where the West commences
Gaze about the moon until I lose my senses
Can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences
Don't fence me in

Just turn me loose
Let me straddle my old saddle underneath the Western skies
On my cayuse
Let me wander over yonder 'til I see the mountains rise
I want to ride to the ridge where the West commences
Gaze about the moon until I lose my senses
Can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences
Don't fence me in

Don't fence me in

Don't you fence me in



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